I recently discovered that GreatUnpublished, the printers for TTE, are using the first 15 pages of the novel as the sample for the Special Imprint book. Translation?—I am the paragon for how to get things done (and to boot, I get free advertising). Rock. If for some zany reason you want to see it, click here (it’s linked from their FAQ’s). In other news, due to the confusion of several readers, I’ve included a “How the Hell Do I Pronounce Her Name?” guide on the author notes page—be enlightened and impress (prove wrong) all your friends. Lastly, sleeping in a real bed rules. I’d taunt you with a “be jealous!” but you probably already sleep in a real bed. It’s nice, isn’t it.